It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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