i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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