I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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