Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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