Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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