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I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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