I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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