did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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