also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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