Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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