Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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