it wasn't lemon gatorade
I look better un-naked...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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