I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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