come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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