North Korea, Best Korea!
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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