I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
dude. I can hear the air.
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