they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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