What should our trivia night team be named?
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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