To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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