I cockslap morals
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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