He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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