Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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