McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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