I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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