We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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