She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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