8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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