he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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