What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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