Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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