i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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