He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
