You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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