The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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