Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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