I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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