I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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