The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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