Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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