haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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