god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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