Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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