would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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