Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
