Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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