This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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