don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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