Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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