Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You pole danced in your parka.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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