do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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