think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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