ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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