Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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