So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You need a sexual gate keeper
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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