If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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